Come on!
Hurry up!
Go!
Get in there!
Aiai wears a dress!
How dare you!
The third substation pleases answer.
What's that sound?
Is that your electric bicycle?
No way.
I came by OFO.
The man in C318
was stunned by electric shock
with unknown reason.
Only the prisoner's wristband could release electricity.
Repeat!
The man in C318
needs rescue!
Needs rescue!
Help!
Bureau of Transformer
Seriously, I’m not human.
Episode 13
What?
Hao Yun was arrested by the head office?
And according to the information,
he seemed to
be electrocuted.
How can they do that?
Did he do something wrong?
He didn't come to the party tonight
because he went to the prison
for Mesmerized Bee.
Help!
Someone is dead!
Help!
Come on!
What?
Save her!
What are you doing?
Bro! Listen!
I'm the agent,
I'm the agent of the third substation!
I'm a regular member now!
I was rewarded by Director Wang!
The top detective!
Save her!
Sir!
I'm not...
Why do you arrest me?
Let go of me!
Do you need me to repeat who am I?
What are you doing?
Stop fighting.
I...
Go.
He went to find the Mesmerized Bee.
Then the Bee died.
So the head office suspected him of murder.
Bullshit!
Hao Yun is just an agent,
and also a human.
Why should he kill her
without any reason?
There must be something going on.
I need to ask him.
Hao Yun.
Hao Yun,
can you hear me?
Sorry,
the agent you called is not in service.
The wristband in the prison
cannot be contact with.
Easy, easy.
Calm down.
Have you finished the matter
I asked you to?
Yes,
master.
Good boy.
Come here.
Sorry,
I'm an agent.
It must be like this.
Although involuntarily, but he would
rather die than surrender.
Chief Wu,
how did Hao Yun get a gun?
And why did he know the secret code?
You two arrested the Bee together.
She couldn't control him for so long.
Nothing can get in there,
she can't force her way in.
Chief Wu's reasoning
is not very logical.
You just cared so much.
Fine,
I quit.
You tell me
what's going on.
According to my rich experience,
I think
what happened to him
must be like this.
I didn't know you were a man.
But I don't care!
I have already fallen in love with you.
So,
no matter what you did
and experienced,
I will always stand by your side
against the whole world!
No!
You don't understand.
I owe my life to the Phoenix.
We are like the fire and water,
we can't be together.
Please forget me!
Stop!
No!
Bian,
you watched so many dramas.
Be realistic.
From what I know of him,
I think this is
what actually happened.
Mrs. Sun,
Although you're in the dock,
I still need you to know
about the costs
of this chase action.
Because of
the sting you used to me,
our Chief Wu hit me
in my vital part.
And her hitting,
I had a massive soft tissue bruise
and a pubic bruise.
And I permanently lost a ball...
an organ.
So the x-ray cost me
785 dollars,
the medical bill was
4937 dollars.
And 1600 for two days in hospital.
So the total was
about 7322 dollars.
Stop!
What I have told you
was just the medical part,
next comes the
compensation for public facilities.
Because I was kicked in the vital part,
I hit the...
Enough!
No, no, it's not enough.
The instrument.
Therefore the instrument
started to move.
Don't touch me. I'm serious.
And after its moving,
a pass-by was hit by it.
So his medical bill was about 370.
That adds up to about...
25692 dollars.
I won't count your odds.
You can pay me 30000...
Mrs. Sun?
Mr. Sun?
Sun Qing!
Ms. Hong was right!
The situation
must be like this.
Right?
No matter what happened,
we should go there,
now, now, now!
Why don't you guys move?
You guys are always good but
not the time when he gets in trouble.
Fine,
I'll go myself.
Director.
Wu,
I understand
your feeling now.
Director.
You know him.
He is so useless that can't even
catch a cat.
How can he kill the Mesmerized Bee?
Of course I believe him.
But you should believe the head office too.
The head office will never slander its agents.
What if the head office
make mistakes and do something to him?
Director.
The call from head office
was transferred to your office.
Can you hear that?
The head office has checked
that the Bee was killed
by potassium cyanide.
It was suicide.
Hao Yun is innocent.
I said it was mistake.
Then is Hao Yun released?
He was
meant to be released.
But,
there was a little problem
when they released him.
What?
You can go.
Why do you wear the wristband
and be electrocuted for many times?
I'm always having electric epilepsy.
Our director cares about me
and give me this health bracelet.
It looks like the prisoner wristband.
Agent Hao,
we have checked your identify with third substation.
This is our mistake.
You can leave
after you finish this
and the physical examination.
No problem.
Name.
Hao Yun.
Gender, male.
Birthday, January 6th.
Birthplace, Guangdong.
Workplace, Third Substation.
Species...
What's wrong?
I'm wondering
which font
should I use.
Face the camera.
Sir,
you can't use
this device on internal staff.
Haven't you read the Criminal Law for Transformers?
You're still a suspect
before you leave here.
Come on.
Look at the camera.
Wait!
What again?
My head...
You have to take this no matter what head you have.
Be serious.
This is the head office.
Sir.
My hair is dirty!
It will look sticky on the photo.
I'm a very demanding person.
How...how can I face
other people with
a photo like this?
Stop doing nonsense!
You're not going on a blind date with it.
Stand still!
One,
two,
three.
Why didn't it change?
Is he a human?
What did you say?
You insulted me!
You said I'm a human?
I'm telling you,
I'm a regular
agent in third substation.
I'm a real monster!
Don't move.
Don't say anything.
Just ask me
what I told you.
Now ask me
who am I.
Who am I?
I mean ask me who I am.
Who are you?
Ask again.
Who are you?
My back seems to be twisted.
Can...
Can I sit down?
Sure, sure.
I am the 72nd great-great-grandson
of the Monkey King Sun Wukong,
Sun Juemiao.
This is my name.
You and I met in prison today
is our fate,
but also your luck.
Someone will help you
if you mention my name
when you get in trouble.
Well, Mr. Sun,
it's great
to have you as my brother.
Right.
Then could you do me a favor?
Go ahead.
I want to contact with someone outside.
There's nothing Sun Juemiao can't do.
Great!
But now I can't do.
I got an important thing to tell you.
Golden cudgel.
You know what it is.
My great-grandfather caused havoc in heaven
and later went on a pilgrimage to the west
with Tang Xuanzang.
He converted
to the Buddha in Thindu
and was declared
a Winner Buddha.
Winning Buddha.
You know this history.
I learned it from TV.
Then the golden cudgel was left in Thindu,
the India right now.
I'm the only one
who knows where the cudgel is.
I need to take it back
and then I could
save the world.
Then the world
will be full
of love.
There will be
no pain and
no killing in the world.
Some time ago,
I came to Mingde to find someone
to fetch the golden cudgel with me.
Unfortunately,
I was cheated at the train station.
I lost
all of my money.
I used my golden eyes
to find the frauds.
I wanted my money back,
but they refused.
You know I couldn't use my spells
because once I use them,
the world
will be destroyed.
So they beat me up.
What are you talking about?
I should have get to the point directly.
I need to take plane to
India for my cudgel.
Taking plane
needs ticket.
Therefore,
I want to start a crowd funding.
People who participate
will get
higher happiness index
in future.
Bro,
are you interested
in my funding?
I can explain
what it is to you.
Hungry?
Guess what I bring to you.
Take it slow.
This place needs to be cleaned up.
Don't worry.
I will definitely bring him back to you.
Stop it, I beg you.
Please stop talking.
It is my right.
You have no right to interfere with me, right?
I've said that it was fate
that made we met here.
I'm helping you, my friend.
Do you have any
basic financial ideas?
How much interest can you get
from depositing your money in bank?
You borrow me 5000,
I can pay back 50000 to you after it.
And you can get happiness for a life time.
Think about it.
Here,
this is my QR code.
You can scan it
to participate my funding.
I don't have phone now.
You will when you're out of here.
I can give you one more if you lose it.
I have a bunch of it,
I can give them all to you.
Trust me.
I am a person full of love.
I will spread my love to the world.
Fine.
If you don't believe me.
I can pledge my Winning Feather
to you.
These two feathers
are halidoms too.
You can make you wish to them.
They can fulfill your wishes.
Really?
Sure.
I wish you could shut up
and go away right now.
Your wish like this...
See?
Am I right?
I'm leaving now.
Take off the battery of the Walkman for me.
I will listen to it when I'm back.
What crime has he committed?
Big crime. Human pretending to be transformer.
He is not a monkey?
What monkey?
He just played monkey tricks in county.
How do you usually
handle the cases like this?
Cut his brain permanently,
keep his IQ level
between 54.9 to 59.9.
That's enough for him to live.
You stay here.
I'm really not human!
Dear leadership,
I'm a normal agent of the Mingde
Third Substation of BOT,
just become a regular one this year.
In this vibrant
December of revival,
as a half-blooded tiger born by a Bengal tiger and a manchurian tiger,
I should have been play at the boundless grassland.
But I put all my monster life
into the great career of serving the monsters.
I have been
working selflessly all the time.
It made me forgot
which species I am...
Fake Hao Yun's Species Conference.
Think about it.
If Hao Yun
is an endangered species,
there won't be his file
in the head office's database.
And because of he is rare,
they will attach importance
to this kind of agent.
Not only he won't be punished,
but also they will protect him well.
This idea sounds great.
Top 10 endangered species in China.
Panda.
Crested Ibis.
Yangtze alligator.
Golden monkey.
First-class protected animal.
Only three left in the world.
Two of them are couple.
The other one is missing.
White-flag dolphin.
South china tiger,
has already died out.
Brown-eared pheasant.
Black-necked crane and Tibetan antelope.
They're only found in the highlands.
The remaining species
which work in BOT
are all leaders or in retirement.
It seems that this won't work.
What if we make him
a common alien species?
And choose anywhere to be his hometown.
Yeah.
We can find somewhere in the mountains.
Then the head office can't check it out.
We're doing this
against the spirit of BOT.
However,
specific problems
need specific analysis.
Hao Yun is an outstanding staff.
He is our family member.
We can't get him in trouble.
We should handle his
family relationship well
when fake his hometown.
Otherwise,
it will be revealed easily.
Does he have any relatives?
Let alone monsters,
even no human relative.
Just say that he comes from Guangdong,
his relatives were eaten.
Good idea.
Cantonese eat everything,
like mouse, scorpion, pangolin.
Wait!
It occurred to me
that last time we caught the Poodle,
I told Hao Yun to say
that he was a Tiger
when Director Wang came here.
Just say you are a tiger!
Stop your work now
and do your best to make Hao Yun a tiger identify.
Once the head office know he is human,
I'm afraid our substation
will be gone forever.
Yes, sir!
I found a northeast tiger file
from the agents who have written-off,
and copy all the information
from his file to Hao Yun's.
Next it's my turn.
I can hack into the file system
to synchronize the modified information
into the system.
Once they log in the system
to check his identity,
they can find that he is a
northeast tiger.
And then?
It's only the first step.
What if they send someone to
have a research?
We have to make some evidences
for them to check.
Not enough.
What can Hao Yun
leave outside
except home and here?
Besides that,
he will only be outside with Wu Aiai
for missions.
That's right.
You two can go back to work now.
Aiai stays here.
Wu,
I heard
that you lived in the same room with Hao Yun
when you are out for mission.
Sir,
it was because of the limited funds,
we had to do that.
But we definitely didn't...
Calm down.
Don't be nervous.
I'm not asking about that.
You can just treat me
like the one sent by head office,
alright?
Did you find
something
strange as you are
with him day and night?
No.
Think carefully.
Yes!
Like what?
When we were on missions,
he always took shower at night.
He played in the
bathtub happily.
So I saw his
tiger tail.
Are you sure?
I swear!
Nice.
Sit.
This is the son of my neighbor before.
He looks
pretty like Hao Yun, right?
They are more than just alike.
They are totally the same!
Ok.
Go gather all the information.
I will send it to the head office myself.
Informer's message.
The head office has now decided
that Hao Yun is human.
The brain cut procedure is on the way.
My dear friends and comrades
in Mingde
Third Substaiton.
Recalling you in this
bleak cell
make me feel the warmth of spring.
Unfortunately,
I can no longer give back to you with practical actions.
Chief Zhou,
pay attention to safety in case.
Health is always
more important than grades.
Ms. Hong,
I may not
be able to water your flowers any more.
They may
remind you of me in the future.
Doctor Wan,
you look better when you don't wear
a makeup actually.
Bian,
underwear should be changed frequently.
Aiai.
Wu Aiai.
Control your mood in handling a case!
Don't fight if you
can persuade them.
No one will give you a Band-aid in the future.
Finally, please take good care
of the old dog
Fourthy.
He is really old now.
Let Director Wang answer, please.
What？
Let Director Wang answer.
Let Wang Heixiong answer the phone!
Now!
It's unfair of you to do
things like this.
You are
not in line
with the concept of the BOT.
Doing things
too simple and rude!
No!
Listen to me, bro!
Listen to me!
Stop it!
I'll sue you!
I have a little suggestion!
A little suggestion!
Have a sit.
A half-blooded tiger born by a Bengal tiger
and a manchurian tiger who came from
Guangdong.
All the relatives were eaten.
Sir,
have you heard the story of
Zhu Yingtai
and Juliet?
My parents,
Manchurian tiger and Bengal Tiger,
were such a desperate couple.
The families opposed
them from the beginning,
but they really loved each other.
What can they do?
They had to elope.
My parents
ran so far away...
They heard about my story before.
Far away to Guangdong.
And then I was born.
The three of us
lived so happily together.
But I didn't expect
it would happen again.
Agent Wu Aiai's testimony.
Agent Hao Yun
took a long bath one day
and was playing with water in the bathtub.
When he was so happy and forgetful,
she saw his tiger tail.
Yes!
I saw it.
You guys
are very interesting.
The male agent took a bath
while the female agent watched.
You already have this kind of relationship!
What relationship?
We were on the mission!
Fine, fine.
What's this?
This,
this is my picture with Agent Hao
when he was a child.
His father,
the Bengal tiger...
His father,
Manchurian tiger,
and I used to be friends.
He's the son
of my old friend.
That's right!
Son of old friend.
It sounds
like that.
But,
whatever it was,
Hao Yun
still needs to
be tested by the transformer instrument.
If it weren't for Director Wang's orders,
agents with this rank like Hao Yun
won't be qualified
to use such high-end instrument?
That's right.
Director!
Tested by the instrument?
This will be
easier for us.
Why?
Can
the machine operate itself?
Director meant that
the machines are all operated by others.
As long as it is,
there will be a way.
International standards,
latest technology,
accurate testing,
absolute accuracy.
Hao Yun,
the science
will prove your innocence.
Alright,
don't worry.
I, a tiger,
do right,
and sit straight.
No problem.
Height 181,
weight 72 kg,
body fat rate 28%.
Transformer or not?
Transformer.
What?
The heart rate, body temperature
and blood just measured
didn't show he was transformer.
How can it be?
You said yourself that
this instrument
was specially bought
for being agreed by Director Wang.
Are you questioning
Director Wang?
Director Wang signed,
so it must be all right.
But...
His species is still unknown.
He still needs to be in custody.
Why?
You head office can't withdraw your words.
It has told that he is transformer.
Just didn't tell his species.
No way.
It's so strange.
Memory erasing was of no use to him.
Identifying Polaroid couldn't shot him as well.
It's impossible
for him to be a human.
Chief Wu,
calm down.
No transformation.
Heart rate meter?
You are...
Third Substation,
Wu Aiai.
Wu Jixian is your...
Her grandmother!
Guys,
this is a misunderstanding.
It must be.
We'll
send it to
the factory for repair.
It will
never happen again.
As for Hao Yun,
I will report to the office,
there will be a result soon.
That's fine.
So good to see you.
Good bye.
Mind your steps.
Hao Yun.
Come.
Come here.
Alright.
Wish you good luck!
Sweep away the bad luck!
Here.
Let's go.
Thank you, Madam.
For what?
You should thank us.
I know you've always been apart from your family.
But this time for me,
you...
That's fine.
It was them who should be blame on.
Let's go.
How is Fourthy now?
I'm kidding.
I fed him every day.
He is even fatter than you now.
I'm sorry for that day.
Which day?
The
party day.
I didn't show up.
Didn't see you in a dress.
Fool,
how is it possible for me to wear a dress?
You didn't?
Sure.
Then what is this photo
shot by Bian?
Isn't it you?
What?
What is your hand for?
Give me.
Phone?
Why should I give you?
Why? Say it.
Just tell me why.
Delete it.
Delete?
Why?
Delete it!
This is good.
Pretty good.
I think she is so beautiful.
I beg you.
No way.
It's nice.
Hao Yun!
What?
Give me!
Come here!
You come here, Hao Yun!
You're late as soon as you're released.
Get here for work now!
Fourthy is missing.
I couldn't find him the whole night.
What?